How to Survive a Solo Drive from the Bay Area to Ashland, OR
Have conversations with yourself. You’d be surprised how much you have in common.
Take the slightest driving errors by others completely out of context (this includes driving < 80 in the fast lane). Express your feelings with your horn, and be liberal with threatening gestures and cuss words. Dont worry – everyone understands.
You don’t really need food. Only eat when your car does at gas stations. Rockstar and pretzels. Nuff said.
Have someone make you a CD before you leave so you can listen to something unpredictable. Who cares if its dance music and you are stuck in traffic, and that someone slipped a Paris Hilton track in there – take it like a man.
Listen to bangin’ tracks like these until you reach your destination:
Army of Yeah – The White Panda
Wonderwall (Conor Cutz & DJ Black Remix) – http://salacioussound.com
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Paris hilton totally rocks. I find your site very amusing while waiting for my class. you know who i am
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