Kevin Sahr – Superprogrammer

By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain

Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University.
Here are some facts about Kevin:

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.

Kevin Sahr never gets “403 – permission denied”

Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.

When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.

Keven Sahr never touches his keyboard. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.

When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t run programs. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.

Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.

This is the closest representation of what the world looks like to Kevin Sahr:

Kevin Sahr

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4 Responses to “Kevin Sahr – Superprogrammer”

Not Kevin Sahr May 13th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

Ass kissers. So did Kevin read all of your Chuck Norris rip off jokes about him. Did he give you an A for them? Ass kissers.

Fingel May 14th, 2008 at 9:20 am

I took cs 200 with Kevin winter term. As you can see this was written in April, after I had already passed the class.
Thanks for stopping by.

Gatesc October 13th, 2009 at 9:30 am

Wow! Austin, I’m sure Kevin will be on your defense

Reddyfire August 20th, 2010 at 11:43 am

I used to be able to hand Kevin a piece of paper with my code on it. He would look at the code and 2 seconds later tell me the output. And if there was a syntax error or any other kind of error with the code he would tell me the exact error code. Kevin Sahr is a human compiler and a Super Human Programmer. I bet Kevin even invented his own secret Programming language that works for everything…

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